Ever wonder how you could enrich your life through card games? Well, look no further than these top ten tips to get your game on and eventually become King of Games!
- In order to be a productive member of society you must A.) Either go to Duel Academy and become a top duelist or B.) Sell cards to students/Champions/collectors so they can strengthen their decks.
- Peddy theft is acceptable when you’re stealing Ancient Egyptian magical items.
- Taking peoples souls is also acceptable when you’re trying to revive your long deceased spouse.
- Wine is a great drink to have while reading comic books.
- If you cheat in a game, make friends with your opponent afterwards and all is forgiven.
- Electro shock and soul theft is common while playing card games, so get a thick skin and duel!
- Multiple personality disorder is acceptable as long as it helps you win card games
- You can’t start a sentence without saying “Get your game on!” or “It’s time to d-d-d-deul!”. If you don’t, the sentence makes no sense at all.
- Instead of getting addicted to gambling, just play with Skull and Graceful Dice in your deck to get your fix. This also helps addicts kick their gambling addiction.
- It takes 3 million dollars to fix “blindness”. And this blindness is not specified. But money fixes everything, right?
Anything I missed? Let me know in the comments!